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    مُساهمة من طرف TITOBASHA في الجمعة مارس 26, 2010 2:15 pm

    yeah. for all those who want to make sure that this
    REALLY IS their university, and not just them going crazy. personal accounts on they MIU experiences.

    1) You walk from the Spot to Cinnabun and it seems like all the people you see are first year students.

    2)The Dentistry students are dumber than the Business students.

    3)You eat Breakfast, Lunch, Cook Door, then Dinner.

    4)You have a pet cat IN the college, and often watch it sun tanning, or laying on the benches infront of the Spot.

    5)You've been dragged outside for a fight that finished in just words.

    6)You studied all night, went into an exams, thought you did well, and when the results came out, you swear that the result isnt yours!

    7)You watched your professors make fools of themselves while playing soccer.

    8)You might be older than some of your teaching assistants(TA's)

    9)You tried to stop a bus in the morning........ but they just passed on by.

    10) Alsh is now a part of your daily life.

    11)Chicken Panne. enough said.

    12)You know all the employees of the Spot-- BY NAME!

    13)You heard the name Zakiya before...

    14)Everytime you go to advising, its always "busy", even though there is no one there!

    15)The boys look better than the girls!

    16)Your university has its own rap song!

    17)Your university has an international office, even though the only people that ever come are from Germany.

    18) ... even the Germans complain.

    19)You've seen some of the worst DJ's of your life during the assembly hours

    20) You know what seems like 80-95% of the university.

    21)You've seen people walking around in lab coats, even if they arent in Dentistry or Pharmacy.

    22)You've seen some badd-ass teeth.

    23) 3am Mokhtar is the toughest guy u know.

    24)You had a problem witha professor so they said make a petition, you did, and STILL nothing happened.

    25) You took Physics and Statistics at least twice before passing.

    26) you tried to sneak one of your friends into college but to no avail, you were surprised at how the security memorized EVERY SINGLE STUDENT in the university.

    27)You've seen some of the weirdest hair in your life!!

    28)everyone thinks they're agnaby and tries to speak english.

    29) You take an English course..... even if you are from America!!

    30)You're still taking English... and you're in your fourth year.

    31)You see the same kids, sitting in the same place, everyday witht he same people doing the same things

    32) When you walk outside of a lecture it seems like you're the only one that ever has class!!!

    33) Everyone you know says that they hate MIU and that they're transferring next semester, and no one really does because we all know........... deep down... we l♥ve MIU!

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    34)When you get on the same bus everymorning, with the same security guy-- and everyday that same security guy asks you for your ID. (Dina)

    35)You've been going to MIU for 5 semesters already and every morning you say "El Salama 3laykom" and then at the end of your 5th semester they ask you for your ID for the first time!(3mmar)

    36)People from GUC post on the MIU wall claiming that we have it easy, although they have make-up tests in case someone fails =/(dr.mo♥)

    37)When you watch someone holding a microphone, trying to sing, but no sound comes out, only music, and at the end everyone is like "Whoah!" or "wow" and are clapping and stuff.... this is MIU.(Dr. Sherooo)

    38)When you get mixed up between the soccer field and the desert, but then you remember that the desert has SOME grass, so then you're able to differentiate!(Dr.Sheroo)

    39)When all of this is happening at the same time on the soccer field: people are playing soccer, while playing volleyball, while a dinosaur is practicing his kickboxing while the university worker is watering the grass... MIU? i think so!!(Dr.Sheroo)

    40)Most of the students know the "Lewa Mamdoo7", and have had a problem with him in the past. (Sarah)

    41)When the MIU faculty PROHIBITS the boys from wearing shorts, and the next day the girls come and wear mini skirts and belly shirts(...even those who shouldn't EVER think of wearing such clothes)(Virus)

    42)When you're sitting on the benches in front of the (R) building and thinking you're safe, then all of a sudden, BAM! the basketball heads your way!(Virus)

    43)When you have to apply for the summer courses before your final grade even comes out!(Virus)

    44)When your professor doesn't finish the syllabus until the day before the exam!!!(Virus)

    45)When the Spot employees make u feel like it is YOU that works there, and that it is by the grace of god that they were able to hear you or look in your face!(Maged)

    46)Where in the copy center, you know there are 5 girls working at a time, but only 2 come out at a time every 35 minutes.(Virus)

    47)When the parking is FULL ALWAYS! ....but there is always 2 empty rows by the end that the security refuses to let you park in because its reserved for the TA's(most of which dont have cars anyway!)(Virus)

    48)When you're sitting with you're friends, and the janitor(3amil el nadafa) sees that it is IMPERATIVE that he MUST sweet between all your legs, aside from the rest of the 30 acre+ campus!(Virus)

    49)When you have an exam the next morning at 9 o'clock, but you leave the Playstation cafe at 2 am, because you dont have anything to study from, and you know regardless you're gonna get the same grade as the person sitting next to you.(Virus)

    50)When you spent 48 hours straight studying, with no rests for an exams, only to find out that when you arrived your name was crossed off because of drop attendance, and you never got an e-mail or anything to tell you....(El Marasy)

    51)When every guy thinks he can beat-up every other guy in the university!(Amr Reda)

    52)When everyone in the university claims that there are no upscale(nodaf) people in the university.(Amr Reda)

    53)When you go to the university for only 1 lecture on a given day, only to find out that it was cancelled, and you are really mad because MIU failed to inform you somehow!(Amr Reda)

    54)When you find that all your classmates are sleeping in class, and the professor asks you a questions, you dont know how to reply-- and you get kicked out for "not paying attention".(Virus)

    55)If you are 2nd year+ student and first year students bombard you with questions and ask for advice and all u tell them is that "the TA will hook you up during the exam"(Heidi)

    56)When you play cards with your friends because of boredom, and the cards and your ID get taken away and they threaten to send you to jail for gambling!(Yosra)

    57)When you see some 20+ students run in the same direction as if it were a stampede of animals... you know that the doctor for attendance has arrived in their class.(Heidi)

    58)When you realize that girls have 3 different skin tones on their feet because of them wearing ballerinas!(Samar)

    59)When half the class leaves after attendance is taken.(Virus)

    60)When you find yourself taking many photos, and the security comes to you everyday and tells you its prohibited
    and u pretend like its the first time you hear these rules... everyday!(Nadine)

    61)During your microscope practical exams, youre permitted 1 minute per slide, but you really only get 20 seconds.(Marwan)

    62) your physics teachers name is "Smart the Egyptian"(Marwan)

    63)When you speak English with your friends, and you know that someone withing a 3 meter vescinity is making fun of you!(Hratch)

    64)When they make you pay 100 L.E for some stupid, cheap curtain laces, or strings that you did not break OR get suspended for 15 days and miss your finals..(Ismail)

    65)When you're sitting in front of Pharmacy and some girls come and indirectly insult you by comparing business to sharm and you guys to "Gamasa".(Shady)

    66)When you graduate FROM MIU with a 3.999 GPA and apply as a TA and they refuse to hire you, and instead hire a dumbass, or a girl with absolutely no public speaking ability.(Shady)

    67)When you watch the TA's try and zabat the chicks that are in your group!(Shady)

    68)Professors mark you absent for being late, and they dont tell you because they dont want to bother you!(Shady)

    69)When you dont attend a class purposely to get drop attendance, and attend another to do well, and somehow at the end of the year you find out that you didnt get drop in the one you wanted to, and you got a drop in the one you wanted to do well in!(Nadine)

    70)WHen you see 3m Mokhtar hit the guys in front of the girls to make them laugh. Then shouts something obnoxious like "YAZ' BALA"(Ossama)

    71)When they keep promising you a new field to play ball on, but still there is nothing.(Ossama)

    72)When the FOURTH highest GPA in computer science is........... on probation?(Ossama)

    73)When someone wants the notes from you to study from, and u tell them they're not ocmplete so dont give the to anyone, and you walk into the copy center the next day only to find that YOUR notes are being run off for the entire class!(Ossama)

    74)When you have quizzes and exams EVERY SINGLE WEEK!(Eptehal)

    75)When the professor says whats commming and whats not on the exams when all the students dont attend!(Marwan)

    76)You're univeristy's acronym is MIU: Mission IMpossible University!(Marwan)

    77)Your fifth week exams are really taken on the 4th week!(Hatem)

    78)When the time for the busses come, the busses area seems like "maw2af el na2l el gama3y"(ma3riftish a targimha dey)(Hatem)

    79)When you are waiting in the steaming hot weather waiting for the security guy to open the door for you, but he pretends he doesnt see you!(Hatem)

    80).....you're still waiting about another 20 minutes(Hatem)

    81)When the 3 o'clock bus shout be name the 3:40 bus.(Hatem)

    82)When you find out that when you ride the bus there is 1 of 2 things, either the air condition is workin, but dirty water keeps dripping on you, or it doesnt even work at all!(Hatem)

    83)When the security refuses to let you sit in the TA's section on the bus, even though it is empty.(Hatem)

    84)When you find that new booths and activities are opening up, and then you realize that next year.... tuition is going to be much much more!(Hatem)

    85)When you walk from spot to Cinnabon and you find 3 people that look like Tamer Hosny.(Hatem)

    86)When you really need to go to the open access, you go to the N and there is a lab in session, you go to the Main and its full of people playing games, chatting, eating and drinking with a big sign above them that states"NO EATING NO DRINKING NO CHATTING NO GAMES"(Alfred)

    87)When you take, 5th weeks, written midterm, practical final, practical midterm, Final, all in that order, within 3-4 months.(3asoofy)

    88)When your college is in the middle of the desert, and the AC is only permitted to be turned on after May...(3asoofy)

    89)When you go to pay the tuition, and they treat you as if they are giving you money! Lines, bad way of talking, and in the end they tell you to come tomorrow.(Ossama)

    90)When you see 3m Mokhtar walking with tea with milk in one hand, and plain tea in the other.(He drinks them both btw)(Ossama)

    91)When kids are playing basketball around an umbrella, and the volleyball lines are made of the hose that they water the grass with.(Ossama)

    92)When somehow all the handouts are sold at the begininng of the semester, and they only get new ones 3 days before the 5th week exams.(Ossama)

    93)When you pick classes for next semester, only to find out that you schedule has completely different classes!(Yehya)

    94)You get tortured if you live in Rehab or Shorooq because of the bus schedule.(Mariam)

    95) You're forced to take a HIV/AIDS test if your from outside Egypt(Except America, even though there are many HIV positive people in America)(Abdulla)

    96)WHen you drink 5 bottles of water before the mornig is over because you are dehydrated!(Heba)

    97)When you fail a course 3 times, but have the curriculum memorized and can teach it better than the professor!(Heba)

    98)YOur exam schedule is changed like a gazillion times!(Ricky)

    99)You keep dropping the same course over and over and over again!(Yara)

    100) When you wake up in a good mood, thena ll of a sudden as you pass the university doors, a dark cloud comes up in your brain, and you are in a bad mood because of the university!(Jennifer)



    GREAT JOB GUYS! KEEP THEM COMMING!!


    If you have anymore, feel free to post them on the wall, and i will add them to this list!!

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